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OMG. BIGGEST INSECT EVER.
written: 1:30 a.m. on Thursday, Jun. 04, 2009

I WENT OUT OF MY ROOM TO WATCH DEL POTTY KICK ROBREDO'S ASS, AND AFTER I TURNED ON THE LIVING ROOM LIGHT I SAW THE BIGGEST FUCKING INSECT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY BLOODY HOUSE SCURRYING TOWARDS ME.

I WAS SO SCARED I WAS STUNNED FOR A FEW SECONDS, FROZEN ON THE SPOT, AND THEN I QUICKLY RAN INTO MY ROOM, CLOSED THE DOOR.

THE LIVING ROOM LIGHT IS STILL ON.

I AM SUPER SCARED.

SHIT. I WANT TO SLEEP. SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN TEMTPED TO WATCH POT'S MATCH.

SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BIG ONE BEFORE IN MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE. I SWEAR, I'M NOT KIDDING. IT'S THE BIGGEST INSECT EVER. I DON'T LIKE INSECTS BUT I'M NOT USUALLY THIS SQUEAMISH AND SCARED. WHEN I SEE A COCKROACH, I DON'T SCREAM AND MERELY STEP AROUND IT.

BUT THIS ONE. OH SHIT.

I NEED TO TURN OFF THE LIGHT.

SHIT.

SHIT.

SHIT.

I'M DAMN SCARED.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND TURN OFF THE STUPID LIGHT FOR ME?

SHIT!

before sunrise // before sunset

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