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Andy Murray should keep his fucking mouth shut. Therefore, to make myself feel better, I shall bitch about Andy Murray. First, I'd like to bitch about his new Fred Perry outfit for Wimbledon. It's some cardigan ensemble which I'm too lazy to link to. All I can say is...Roger Federer's Nike outfit, Wimbledon 2008. I'M SORRY. UNLESS YOUR NAME IS ROGER FEDERER, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR A CARDIGAN TO CENTRE COURT. YOU SIMPLY AREN'T. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE FUCKING ANDY MURRAY. Second, this article pissed me off in so many ways, I cannot begin to describe how much it annoyed me:
I say this authoritatively because I have read almost everything there is to read out there about Roger and his comments on his fellow players. He's outspoken and he doesn't minces his words, because he doesn't have to. He's Roger Federer. He was a shoo-in for GOAT before he won the French Open, and now that he has...well, he IS the fucking GOAT. His word is pretty much the word of the Tennis God because he is THAT respected, THAT revered, and no one - NO ONE - currently on tour has achieved even half of what he's achieved, not even Nadal. So when Roger talks about you, Andy, shut up and listen. And you did, didn't you? He criticised your game after the Cincinnati Masters, and according to your mother, you took his comments to heart and you improved your game. Perhaps you should thank him for all those times you beat him after you lost to him in the US Open final last year. More importantly, I don't know where the hell you're getting your sources from, but all these nonsense about Roger criticising your game every time he loses to you...have you read this article? Let me quote you what he said:
Therefore: ANDY MURRAY, SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN YOU AND YOUR BORING TENNIS, LET ALONE YOUR UNIMPORTANT, SLAM-LESS OPINION. NO ONE OUTSIDE OF BRITAIN GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, AND WHEN YOU START LOSING YOU'D ONCE AGAIN BE SCOTTISH, NOT BRITISH. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF AND STOP TRASH-TALKING ROGER FEDERER. WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY SHIT ABOUT HIM WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WON A SINGLE GRAND SLAM? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO ACHIEVE EVEN A FIFTH OF WHAT ROGER HAS ACHIEVED. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT THE REASON ROGER CRITICISES YOUR GAME IS BECAUSE...IT SUCKS? Stupid idiot Murray. I hate him. I hope he loses in the first round of Wimbledon. I hope Nadal gets fit so that he can take out Murray's sorry ass before the final. I HATE ANDY MURRAY. No one trash talks my darling Roger and gets away with it - especially not this brutish, foul-mouthed, un-gentlemanly Scot. And the British media - oh my god, can they be any more retarded? The mere idea that Roger and Nadal are "running scared" because of Murray is enough to make me laugh my bad day away. Unfortunately, simultaneously, it also pisses me off. ANDY MURRAY IS SO OVERHYPED. SO DAMN OVERHYPED. I just saw an article dated 1 June, when the French Open was still on-going, that said Murray was inching closer to the title. LOL at that, albeit retrospectively, because he lost to Gonzalez in the QF - like I predicted he would. He's an overhyped, overrated piece of shit who's not going to win a Slam until Roger retires. Even after Roger retires, he might still have to face Nadal (then again, with the condition his knees are in...that's a bit doubtful). And then there's Djokovic. And Del Potro. And so many other players better than him. He's not going to win with his defensive game, because a good attacking game will always beat a solid defensive game. Ugh, fuck Andy Murray. I hate him so much. The last negative thing Roger said about his sorry ass was at the Australian Open, when he said that Murray wasn't a big favourite to win because he hadn't performed well in best-of-five, and because he hadn't yet won a Slam (still Slam-less. And still has not reached SF of last two Slams. And he's supposedly #3). Well, Roger turned out to be right. I reiterate: Andy Murray, when Roger Federer speaks, do yourself a favour and just shut up and listen. Or wait, don't. Continue doing whatever you're doing and wait for Roger to kick your ass. You think he's going to keep losing to you? Think again. THINK AGAIN. He's going to turn it around. He's nothing to lose now, after winning the French. And nobody cares how many times you've beaten him if you didn't do it in a Grand Slam final. Okay I'm going to stop talking about this because it's seriously irritating. I love Roger. Looking at his gorgeous pictures made me feel better. ETA: Oh, and: So what if Murray won at Queens? Who the hell played at Queens? James Blake. Juan Carlos Fererro. Andy Roddick (who retired against Blake due to some sprained wrist or whatever; forgot what it was). Ivo Karlovic. Andreas Seppi. Wow, what a great accomplishment, winning at Queens. HATS OFF! Nadal and Roger couldn't have accomplished the same feat - winning a 250 series tournament! Fuck you, Murray. Fuck you.
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