Haha hilarious. written: 12:59 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 28, 2009
Hilarious conversation recorded on my Evony alliance chat.
Too lazy to clean it up. tripwires = me.
<12:56>[Jinchuuey]: omg <12:56>[Jinchuuey]: she just HAD to be small and asian <12:56>[bdub]: *kicks jin in the shin for being a mean person* <12:56>[tripwires]: LOL <12:56>[ArabellaWoodmist]: have u seen her Jin? <12:56>[ArabellaWoodmist]: she's beautiful. <12:56>[Jinchuuey]: so, whatcha doin tonight trip? <12:56>[ArabellaWoodmist]: absolutely adorable. <12:56>[Jinchuuey]: hush bella <12:57>[Jinchuuey]: she had me at short <12:57>[tripwires]: ok i'm not really small. :P but no one would know that. hahaha <12:57>[ArabellaWoodmist]: LOL <12:57>[Jinchuuey]: and got more attn with asian <12:57>[tripwires]: hey i'm right here! don't talk about me like i'm not!! :( <12:57>[ArabellaWoodmist]: you are tiny trip <12:57>[tripwires]: lol <12:57>[Jinchuuey]: im not <12:57>[Jinchuuey]: now then <12:57>[PrinceElysion]: jin if any elite members, host or vice host mail u <12:57>[PrinceElysion]: just tell them <12:57>[Jinchuuey]: movie? <12:57>[Jinchuuey]: psh <12:57>[PrinceElysion]: they insult my parents lol <12:57>[PrinceElysion]: i wont stop <12:57>[tripwires]: hahahaha <12:57>[Jinchuuey]: as long as wild Wendy's there <12:57>[Jinchuuey]: they all die <12:58>[PrinceElysion]: battle46.evony.com/default.html?logfile/20090927/08/11/08111285f097cebe06bb89ca6e2e8322.xml <12:58>[PrinceElysion]: 0 casualties <12:58>[PrinceElysion]: lalalala <12:59>[tripwires]: yayyyy!!! <12:59>[Jinchuuey]: trip bella's playing matchmaker <12:59>[ArabellaWoodmist]: hehe <12:59>[bdub]: battle46.evony.com/default.html?logfile/20090927/46/7b/467b9fa15881fc37ffb88e4a04124896.xml <12:59>[ArabellaWoodmist]: why would I do that Jin? <13:0>[ArabellaWoodmist]: I'm YOUR deranged stalker. <13:0>[bdub]: what will kill 2 k archers 8 k warriors 2 k swords 1k cav <13:0>[Jinchuuey]: trying to talk me into u bein hot, she doesnt understand that i was sold on u awhile ago <13:0>[bdub]: tim to spin <13:0>[ArabellaWoodmist]: what's "sold" times 100? <13:0>[bdub]: sold 100 timses:P <13:0>[PrinceElysion]: bah junior batallion <13:0>[ArabellaWoodmist]: that's what you'll be after you see her pic.
>[bdub]: lol <13:3>[bdub]: just attack <13:3>[PrinceElysion]: hahaha that poring <13:3>[PrinceElysion]: super poor <13:3>[bdub]: hecan reinfocrce <13:3>[tripwires]: stupid junior battalion <13:3>[PrinceElysion]: he must me devastated <13:3>[ArabellaWoodmist]: THOSE are advances? <13:3>[tripwires]: haha JIN. <13:3>[Jinchuuey]: she got same thing i got <13:3>From [bdub] : do u hav a picture <13:3>[ArabellaWoodmist]: Jinbaby.. you gotta work on your game. <13:3>[Jinchuuey]: yes O_O what'd u expect? <13:3>[tripwires]: LOLOL <13:3>[Jinchuuey]: i asked her to a dam movie wtf <13:3>[tripwires]: dying of laughter <13:3>[ArabellaWoodmist]: you did? To [bdub]: lol umm on facebook? <13:3>[Jinchuuey]: im not gonna be like "yo wanna fk" <13:4>[tripwires]: eh you did? <13:4>[tripwires]: HAHAHAH <13:4>[tripwires]: must've missed it <13:4>[Jinchuuey]: "movie?" <13:4>[Jinchuuey]: end quote <13:4>[ArabellaWoodmist]: THAT'S how u ask? <13:4>[ArabellaWoodmist]: movie? <13:4>[tripwires]: oh! <13:4>[tripwires]: i missed that <13:4>[ArabellaWoodmist]: sheesh.. how do you ever expect to reporduce? <13:4>[Jinchuuey]: well i DID say "so, trip" "movie?" <13:4>From [bdub] : add me to facebook <13:4>[Jinchuuey]: simple <13:4>[ArabellaWoodmist]: oh ok. lol <13:5>[Jinchuuey]: im honest O_O <13:5>[ArabellaWoodmist]: aaaw. <13:5>From [bdub] : search brandon david harless <13:5>[tripwires]: ermm i was busy doing something else <13:5>[Jinchuuey]: and i stick around in the morning <13:5>[tripwires]: so i wasn't paying attention <13:5>[tripwires]: oh you do! <13:5>[tripwires]: that's very nice of you <13:5>[tripwires]: nice presumptiont oo <13:5>[Jinchuuey]: and i cook O_O <13:5>[Darknes]: LIES <13:5>[tripwires]: is it any good? no point cooking if it's bad <13:5>[bdub]: hahahha do u clean to jin <13:5>[ArabellaWoodmist]: aaw... Jin's awesome, trip!! <13:5>[bdub]: lmao <13:5>[bdub]: ouch <13:5>[tripwires]: HAHAHA <13:5>[Darknes]: but that chicken was dam good <13:5>[Jinchuuey]: its not a lie mike =( <13:5>[Jinchuuey]: see? <13:5>[Jinchuuey]: im never mading adobo for u again <13:6>[Jinchuuey]: ass <13:6>From [bdub] : can i add u tofacebook? <13:6>[ArabellaWoodmist]: and Jin's smart too trip! <13:6>[Jinchuuey]: *making <13:9>[tripwires] make me yummy vegetarian food and i'll be yours <13:9>[ArabellaWoodmist]: oh TRIP! <13:9>[Jinchuuey]: OH!? i can cook a new vegetable stew also <13:9>[Darknes]: utterly deceptive twaddle speak says I <13:9>[bdub]: i went to school to be a cook <13:9>[bdub]: chef <13:9>[Jinchuuey]: based off boiled cabbage <13:9>[Jinchuuey]: and tomato juice <13:9>[Jinchuuey]: =) <13:9>[tripwires]: but i don't like vegetables...okay that sounds quite good actually <13:9>[bdub]: hahahahahh jin is a nerd <13:10>[tripwires]: I'M HUNGRY./ JIN MAKE ME LUNCH <13:10>[ArabellaWoodmist]: LOL <13:10>[tripwires]: NOW <13:10>[bdub]: oh wow <13:10>[bdub]: violence <13:10>[Jinchuuey]: vegetarian who doesnt like veggies.... <13:10>[bdub]: :P <13:10>[ArabellaWoodmist]: you are a vegetarian that doesn't likeVEGETABLES?!! <13:10>[Jinchuuey]: irony <13:10>[bdub]: she likes rice <13:10>[ArabellaWoodmist]: what do you eat?!!!! <13:10>[bdub]: thats not a vegetable <13:10>[tripwires]: i didn't stop eating meat because i liked vegetables! <13:10>[Jinchuuey]: ehhhhh <13:10>[Jinchuuey]: O_O <13:10>[Jinchuuey]: lol <13:10>[bdub]: sowhat do u eat jin <13:10>[tripwires]: oh no i'm starving. my lunch is nowhere in sight :( <13:10>[Jinchuuey]: anything <13:10>[bdub]: i mean trip <13:10>[bdub]: what do u eat <13:10>[tripwires]: HAHA <13:11>[ArabellaWoodmist]: and what's for lunch trip? i gotta know. <13:11>[Darknes]: he eats caterpillar feces <13:11>[Jinchuuey]: she eats nuts and rice <13:11>[Jinchuuey]: and fruits <13:11>[bdub]: omg <13:11>[tripwires]: actually i'm not really vegetarian. i eat fish :( I'm a hypocrite <13:11>[Jinchuuey]: and noodles <13:11>[bdub]: thats so boring <13:11>[tripwires]: :( <13:11>[tripwires]: eh jin's talking nonsense! <13:11>[ArabellaWoodmist]: lol trip <13:11>[bdub]: OMG SUSHI <13:11>[tripwires]: but everyone eats fruits <13:11>[bdub]: i love sushi <13:11>[tripwires]: fruits are good <13:11>[Darknes]: so....testis, wangs nd gey guys? <13:11>[tripwires]: i'm scasred of raw stuff <13:11>[Jinchuuey]: ..... <13:11>[bdub]: LMFAO @DARKNESS <13:11>[Jinchuuey]: wow mike ur on a roolllllll <13:11>[Darknes]: XD <13:11>[Darknes]: idk what it is <13:12>[bdub]: so much funny* <13:12>[bdub]: llmao <13:12>[Darknes]: im watching extreme make ove home edition <13:12>[bdub]: i need to go to bed omg <13:12>[Darknes]: O.o <13:12>[Jinchuuey]: orly? <13:12>[Jinchuuey]: is it a good one? <13:12>[Darknes]: well my mother recrded it <13:12>[Darknes]: umm the one about a fireman
<13:25>[bdub]: duh dur duh dur <13:26>[bdub]: jins a silly lil boi <13:26>[bdub]: :D <13:26>[Jinchuuey]: lol my archery 10 will make u happy trip =P <13:26>[bdub]: i have archery 10 to jin <13:26>[bdub]: so hahahha <13:26>[Darknes]: oh yea well i just bought my wife a vibrator <13:26>[Jinchuuey]: HBR 10 O_O <13:26>[Jinchuuey]: .... <13:26>[tripwires]: i have archery 10 too <13:26>[Jinchuuey]: way to kill the mood <13:26>[bdub]: ok u got me* <13:26>[bdub]: lol <13:26>[bdub]: u have a lvl 10 npc <13:26>[bdub]: i don't <13:26>[Jinchuuey]: yes i do O_O <13:26>[bdub]: i can't get lvl 10 <13:26>[bdub]: :(9 <13:26>[Jinchuuey]: oh right <13:27>[tripwires]: aww :( i odn't have a single npc :( <13:27>[bdub]: *cries jin is being mean * <13:27>[tripwires]: mean jin :( <13:27>[bdub]: BELLLLLLAAAA <13:27>[Jinchuuey]: i wuv trip O_O <13:27>[tripwires]: yeah where's bella? <13:27>[tripwires]: HAHAHAHA <13:27>[bdub]: i play the sympathy card jin i win :P <13:27>[Jinchuuey]: from now on im her stalker <13:27>[ArabellaWoodmist]: LOL JIn!! <13:27>[Jinchuuey]: dude i hate to say it but u lose ur army so much <13:27>[bdub]: bella <13:27>[Jinchuuey]: its no longer sympathy we expect it lol <13:28>[bdub]: haha <13:28>[ArabellaWoodmist]: what dub? <13:28>[bdub]: this time i didn't*do it <13:28>[Jinchuuey]: same with me and level 10 NPC <13:28>[bdub]: it was a glitch dammit <13:28>[Jinchuuey]: or rather level 10 Lake <13:28>[bdub]: jins being a meany <13:28>[Jinchuuey]: i EXPECT to lose my archers <13:28>[Jinchuuey]: no matter how many i send <13:28>[Jinchuuey]: cause Evony hax <13:28>[bdub]: i know its b.s <13:28>[bdub]: bella will u smack jin for being mean <13:29>[Jinchuuey]: she wouldnt dare =P <13:29>[bdub]: hahahha <13:29>[Jinchuuey]: id invade her, and not in a good way <13:29>[bdub]: BELLLLLALLAAAA <13:29>[PrinceElysion]: more resources <13:29>[Jinchuuey]: anyway, so trip, dinner? movie? discussion and napping? <13:29>[bdub]: thats lame <13:29>[bdub]: :P <13:29>[Jinchuuey]: like i SAID <13:29>[bdub]: hahah <13:29>[Jinchuuey]: im not gonna go "hey wanna fk" <13:29>[Darknes]: lady on TV just said "I'm so ashamed of my gender right now" ....she screamed when a worm touched her <13:30>[bdub]: i know <13:30>[bdub]: lmao <13:30>[Darknes]: O.o <13:30>[tripwires]: hahahahahahahaha <13:30>[tripwires]: my asian values do not allow me to sleep with strangers <13:30>[Jinchuuey]: aside from the obvious "ur hot" theres alot more to know about a person <13:30>[ArabellaWoodmist]: Jin.. you're threatening ME now? <13:30>[bdub]: i hate sin's old city <13:30>[Jinchuuey]: than just "hey ur hot" <13:30>[bdub]: theres nothing to upgrade :P <13:30>[Jinchuuey]: and yes i know trip =P i mostly only date asians <13:30>[bdub]: bella SLAP HIM <13:30>[Jinchuuey]: flip, lao, khmai <13:30>[Jinchuuey]: viet <13:30>[Jinchuuey]: SG <13:30>[ViperZ]: where are you in asia trip? <13:31>[tripwires]: singapore <13:31>[bdub]: :) <13:31>[tripwires]: haha jin really? you are american ues? <13:31>[bdub]: ELY IS FROM THERE ISNT HE <13:31>[ViperZ]: oh ok. <13:31>[tripwires]: yes <13:31>[tripwires]: yup ely's studying here! <13:31>[Jinchuuey]: yup american <13:31>[ViperZ]: im from phil <13:31>[bdub]: so trip do u know ely <13:31>[PrinceElysion]: mangandang gabi <13:31>[bdub]: have u met him <13:31>[ViperZ]: philippines i mean <13:31>[tripwires]: i only know ely through here hahahaha <13:31>[PrinceElysion]: speak tagalog? <13:31>[ViperZ]: magandang gabi po prince lol <13:31>[PrinceElysion]: lol <13:32>[Darknes]: whats Tulsa backwards? <13:32>[PrinceElysion]: gandang umaga <13:32>[Jinchuuey]: u mike, its u <13:32>[tripwires]: aslut. HAHA <13:32>[PrinceElysion]: ok thats it <13:32>[PrinceElysion]: i only know 2 tagalog words <13:32>[Darknes]: whats aslut backwards? <13:32>[bdub]: but ur in the same <13:32>[bdub]: whats tagalog
"What's Tagalog". Hahaha.
And this is the best:
From: Jinchuuey Subject: I haz announcement
tripwires is seriously gorgeous, her sexiness is srs bsns...
that is all...
mine btw!
~Jin
That was a freaking group message, by the way. Sent by the host of the alliance.
Well, I guess the bright side is, this means I'll never be kicked out. Yay!